✨ Vintage Bear “I’m Not the Bigger Person” Mug – The Perfect Dose of Cute + Chaos ✨

Bring a little sass to your morning routine with this adorable vintage-style bear skipping rope under a rainbow cloud—paired with the hilariously honest quote:

“I’m Not the Bigger Person… I Will Hit You With a Chair.”

It’s cozy, it’s cute, it’s chaotic. In other words—perfect.

Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, cocoa, or pretending you’re unbothered, this mug is guaranteed to spark laughs and side-eyes in equal measure.

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HANDCRAFTED MUGS — CHOOSE YOUR STYLE

• 11 oz white ceramic mug
• 15 oz white ceramic mug
• 11 oz or 15 oz white mug with black handle/rim

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MUG DETAILS

• Design is printed on both sides — looks great whether you’re left-handed, right-handed, or just showing off
• Dishwasher safe (top rack)
• Microwave safe — reheat your forgotten drink again without worry
• Lead-Free, durable ceramic build
• Crisp, professional print with a transparent-background design for a clean finish

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Perfect For:

• Humor lovers
• Coworkers with questionable patience
• Moms running on caffeine and willpower
• Unique gift givers
• You—because you deserve it

Bring personality to your kitchen shelf and a laugh to anyone who sees it. Add this mug to your cart and sip with zero remorse. 💁‍♀️🔥