Candle — "My Last Fuck" Scented Soy Candle (9oz) — Funny Burnout Gift

Light this soy candle when the week has worn you down and you need a little honest levity. The clean glass jar and bold, tongue-in-cheek label read like a private joke for grown-ups — the kind that makes you exhale and smile. Choose from a dozen carefully blended scents, from warm cinnamon vanilla to brisk sea salt + orchid, each poured into a 9 oz vessel that burns slowly for 50–60 hours. The vegan, non-toxic soy wax and cotton wick give a steady, clean glow. When the flame finally fades, the reusable glass jar becomes a small planter, pencil cup, or bedside catchall — a little reminder that even burnt-out moments can be repurposed into something useful and bright.

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax and 100% cotton wick
- Reusable 9 oz glass jar — clean and repurpose after burning
- Burn time approximately 50–60 hours
- Available in 12 aromatic scents (including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, White Sage + Lavender)
- Assembled in the USA; glossy permanent adhesive label and ASTM-compliant safety

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.