Oh Shit You Reproduced – 9oz Soy Candle

Because nothing says congratulations on the chaos like a candle that totally gets it.

Hand-poured with love (and a hint of sarcasm), this candle makes the perfect funny gift for new parents who could use a laugh and a little self-care. Whether it’s for a baby shower, a friend with a newborn, or just to remind yourself you’re doing great, this candle brings humor and cozy vibes together.

🕯 CANDLE DETAILS

• Handcrafted soy wax candle — clean burn, no toxins

• 9 oz pink glass jar with “Oh Shit You Reproduced” label

• Long-lasting scent to make parenthood smell a little easier

• Perfect gift for baby showers, moms, dads, or anyone surviving parenting

• BellaJae Creations ❤️

💡 Burn Tips

Trim your wick before each use and let it burn until the wax melts evenly across the top. Keep away from kids, pets, and chaos.

Tags / Keywords for Shopify:

funny candle, new parent gift, baby shower gift, motherhood humor, dad candle, soy wax candle, BellaJae Creations, parenting humor, sarcastic candle, 9oz candle, handmade candle, gift for friends

Add a little humor and a lot of calm to your space — because you’ve earned it.

• 9oz salsa jar and 12oz statement glass
• Soy Wax,
• 100% unbleached and lead-free cotton wick
• Phthalate and dye free fragrance
• Hand-poured in small batches
• Reusable jar
• Vegan & Clean burning
• 45-55 hrs of burn time

Scents to choose from:

Lavender

Eucalyptus

Stress Relief: Lily, Jasmine, Rose, Peppermint, Eucalyptus, Spearmint,  Violet, Sweet Herbal

Relaxation: Aromatic, Lavender, Juniper, Mint Leaf

Lavender Vanilla

Vanilla

Breathe: Sweet Spearmint, Eucalyptus, Juniper Berry, Sage

Summertime: Rose, Lily, and Jasmine

Coffee

Pine

Fruity Loops

Lilac

Rose

Citrus

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