You Ain’t Getting Shit Vintage Santa Mug

Cozy vibes… with a little attitude. This handcrafted mug brings the perfect mix of Christmas cheer and unapologetic humor. Whether you’re sipping hot cocoa with marshmallows or gifting it to someone who deserves a laugh, this mug instantly becomes the holiday favorite everyone reaches for.

☕ Handcrafted Mugs — Choose Your Style

• 11 oz white ceramic mug

• 15 oz white ceramic mug

• 11 oz or 15 oz white ceramic mug with black handle/rim

🎄 Mug Details

• Design printed on both sides — looks great in photos and in either hand

• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended)

• Microwave safe — reheat your drink 37 times until you forget it’s in there ✔️

• Lead-free & high-quality ceramic

Give your holiday sipping a little sass — or gift it to someone who needs the reminder. Perfect for cocoa nights, Christmas movie marathons, stocking stuffers, and the friend who loves a sarcastic Santa moment.